Podium Nectar
For years cheap champagne has been the nectar of the sport's elite, as they celebrate their day's triumphs. In honor of this week's World Championships, I am proposing a change effective immediately: Mentos and Diet Coke.
Don't believe me, check this out. When combined effectively the "ahhh" factor is off the charts. The times they are a changing folks and as our bikes evolve so should the juice we celebrate with.
However be warned, despite the lack of warning labels on the packaging, combining Mentos and Diet Coke for breakfast could start your day off on the wrong foot. That is unless if Home Depot is having another blowout sale on new stomachs (no pun intended).
Don't believe me, check this out. When combined effectively the "ahhh" factor is off the charts. The times they are a changing folks and as our bikes evolve so should the juice we celebrate with.
However be warned, despite the lack of warning labels on the packaging, combining Mentos and Diet Coke for breakfast could start your day off on the wrong foot. That is unless if Home Depot is having another blowout sale on new stomachs (no pun intended).
5 Comments:
Kids, don't try this at home!
Hey, so what's the big news?? We're all waiting.
HELL YEAH!!!!
I can't stop burping in sympathy to that stupid bloke on the ground... That must not feel too flash, and I'm tipping he's not lining up for round two...
dude you gonna tell us the news???
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