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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

The Intergalactic Single Speed World Championships

With all this talk about epic rides, the Intergalactic Pilots have decided to to unleash the 2005 Intergalactic Single Speed Championships. The invasion will take place on the frigid, dark Thursday night of December 15th, under full stealth mode.

Click on the map to see the top secret route.

"Forget the World Singlespeed Championships, the UCI, the Olympics and other such crap! Do they have moons of Ionic? Do they have the Black Hole of Slaughterhouse Gulch, the Quasar of Meriweather¹s butt crack? No they don¹t, but we do and we shall visit each one and pound a frozen cold one in their honor. This event is deeper, danker, darker, more uncut and definitely, absolutely colder than and other Intergalactic Single Speed Championship. This event is so stealth, we don¹t even know where it¹s going to be held yet, other than somewhere in the Boulder County Galaxy. May the force be with you."

Btw, the Colorado State Patrol has just added a policy banning the biggest bicycle events in Colorado!! Their new policy:

Limits bicycle and triathlon events to 2,500 riders
The limit can be lowered at any time putting every event at risk, sign the petition at Bicycle Colorado.org and let your legs be heard.


Blogger Jordan Carr said...

Anyone going to this??
I was planning on it....

3:15 PM  
Blogger Fritz said...

Umm, that's some route. Do we get to use the hyperthrust cranks on our singlespeeds for this race? How about rocket assist?

8:56 PM  
Anonymous Dave Harris said...

Awesome course. What'd they do, turn a 2 year old loose with a crayon or what?

6:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is that a 12 year old with facial hair? Oh, its Douggie.

8:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Intergalacticity rules.

5:33 PM  
Blogger Jill said...

Sounds like a cool ride ... literally

2:04 PM  

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