My "A" Game Is More Like a "C-"

I have finally come to the realization that I am not Lance. Sometimes you just need a huge sign to remind you how slow you really are.

I had Pabst with my dinner last night.... not Lance

I haven't had a massage in a year.... not Lance

I don't have Sheryl's number.... not Lance

My lightest bike is 24 lbs... not Lance



Since I still can't do the wheelie and my jumping skillz are worse than Napoleon's....I have resorted to practicing my superman (my leg extension could use some work).



It's crazy the life lessons you can learn in a bar. This winter Mike learned how to ride a Uni and didn't even flinch at the chance to show off his new found skillz in full Giant kit. Maybe next time he will leave the pole behind...



Man am I a dork... This is why I don't post many pictures of me, I only have 5 minutes of game. It's all downhill from there.